Friday, October 5, 2007

The Host

For me, this movie was a shot in the dark. I heard a few good things, so I went out and bought a copy. Some might call that foolish, but I have had pretty good luck with random movie purchases. Unfortunately, later that same day, a friend of mine told me that The Host was not that good a movie. In fact, he said that, other than one really good scene, it was a waste of money.

Well, I watched The Host the other night and I was very pleased. It was an outstanding horror / comedy movie! The DVD jacket says that it rivals Jaws; while I do not totally agree with that, it is a great movie in just about every aspect I could think of.

The story is a fresh take on an old theme, one that started long ago with Herman Melville's Moby Dick. A monster takes something from the main character, or in this case characters, and they feel the need to hunt that monster down and reap vengeance. We have seen this theme before in many movies, including but not limited to, Jaws, Orca, Lake Placid, to a degree, and, of course, Moby Dick. This theme is done well in The Host; well enough to put it in the same rank as those movies. Especially Jaws; more on that later...

The cinematography was excellent. The scenes were filmed with a sharpness that only a seasoned filmmaker could capture. Tunnels were dirty, reeds were growing wild, snow was cold, and the monster was scary.

The special effects? Fantastic. The first time you see the monster - which was a very original design, by the way - the scene is made to look incredibly real. At times, I was reminded of news footage. Back to the monster: it was not only very original, but it was interesting and impressive. It was given a character of its own, so to speak, meaning that you saw aspects of a real animal in the way it acted and the way it moved. At the beginning, it was clumsy and random, but as the movie progressed, the monster gained the grace that a maturing animal would have. It was very well done, indeed.

The characters, which are what drives a film, are awesome! Jaws was not about a killer shark; Jaws was about the men who hunted it. Forget the monster, focus on the people. In The Host, those people are very rich and they are all likable. You instantly, and I mean instantly, care for them and want them to succeed. They make this film work. And what is really impressive about the characters is that you can see them change as people as the film goes on - every single one of them (except the focus of the film's story, which is not who you think it is). This film is very deep and I recommend it to anyone who enjoys a good horror with some comedy in it. If you liked Lake Placid and if you liked Jaws, then you will like The Host.

But watch it in the original Korean with English subtitles. Dubbed movies are stupid and they make the dialogue very silly. Silly enough to ruin the movie.

Kids movie? Nope. Too scary. Just because kids are in the movie does not make it a kids movie. There is gore, there are scares, and there are heavy thematic elements. No kids.

Date movie? Could be. There are enough laughs to keep most people going. Just make sure your date likes subtitled movies and monster movies. And that is what this is: a good, old-fashioned, new-fangled monster movie.

On the hydra scale of movie critiquing, I give The Host seven out of seven heads.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

3:10 to Yuma



3:10 to Yuma (2007)

I am not a big fan of remakes. Most remakes are awful, Hollywood-tainted pieces of garbage that are less of a good film and more of a patchwork of "cool" scenes. I prefer remakes of movies I have not yet seen; that way, I have no expectations to be ruined. I never saw the original 3:10 to Yuma, so I was excited for this 2007 remake to begin with. But there was another obstacle that I had to overcome first.

Westerns are either hit or miss. Some are great (The Magnificent Seven, The Searchers, Unforgiven, etc.), while others plainly suck. Most modern westerns seem to be 90 minute music videos that use Hong Kong cinema-style action, which has no place in a true western. Was this new 3:10 to Yuma going to be one of those Young Guns / Bad Girls crap westerns?

The cast helped, and they delivered. I believed that Christian Bale was a down-and-out rancher on the edge of ruin. He pulled the role off perfectly, and when the character needed to evolve, Bale did so at the right pace. Russell Crowe was outstanding as the coldblooded killer that must be taken to the train and then to his fate. His character appeared simple at first, but you saw that he was, instead, very complex. I loved Alan Tudyk (of Firefly / Serenity fame) as the veterinarian playing doctor. He was, although predictable, the well timed comic relief that was not comic; the perfect straight man, so to speak. The star of the show, in my opinion, was Ben Foster. He played the angelic mutant named Angel in X-Men: The Last Stand. Here, though, he was nothing even close to angelic. He was a purely evil and wicked gunslinger who acted as Russell Crowe's second-in-command. He had the best scenes, including a really cool disguise scene. The man was awesome!

So, I bet you guessed I loved the movie? Safe bet from the way I have been talking. It had an excellent story (written by Elmore Leonard, whom I am not a fan of). It was well paced. It had an enveloping atmosphere. It had great action. And, most importantly, it had quality characters.

Bring the kids? I wouldn't. Lots of violence. A guy burns to death. There's an operation (late 19th Century style).

Date movie? I think so. The chicks dig Bale and Crowe, so you can't go wrong there. And the things that I would keep the kids away for? Not that bad date-wise.

On a six-shooter scale, one bullet being the worst and six being the best, I give this movie six bullets.

(I bought the original on DVD, so I will let you know how it was as soon as I am done.)

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Tales from the Pub

I stumbled across these You Tube movies today. I know they are not "real" movies, but they are great pieces of amateur film making. Very smart and very funny. Below is the website, and I included some of the Tales from the Pub shorts at the bottom of the page. Enjoy!

http://www.bantamstreet.com/projects

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Poll # 1: Which Star Wars movie was the best?


We're ending our first poll early. Which Star Wars movie was the best? Our movie fan poll has The Empire Strikes Back coming out on top in a unanimous decision!

What polls would you like to see in the future? Post your requests.